What type of letters did the snake get from his admirers? Lots of fang letters!ġ2. What’s subject at school did the snake win an award for? Maths, because it was an adder!ġ1. What type of snake does a baby like to play with? A rattlesnake.ĩ What is a snake's favourite dance? They love the Mamba.ġ0. What did the mummy snake say to the baby snake? Please stop crying and viper your nose.Ĩ. What should you do if you see a huge snake sleeping in your bed? Sleep somewhere else.ħ. What do snakes use to shoot something? They use a boa and arrow.Ħ. How can you rescue a snake that looks dead? With mouse-to-mouth resuscitation.ĥ. Why don’t snakes like to weigh themselves? Because they have their own scales.Ĥ. Why do snakes always measure in inches? Because they don’t have feet.ģ. Which snake is a member of a rock band? A rattlesnake.Ģ. Try your best to memorise your favourite snake joke or snake pun to share with the kids for when they might need a laugh.ġ. These classic jokes are well worthy of a giggle or two. Image © Davy Sim, under a creative commons licence. Here's 60 of the best, sure to get you chuckling. With these 60 jokes, we are focusing on the hisss-terically funny side of these mysterious creatures, with plenty of puns and knock knock laughs. Since the beginning of time, snakes have always cropped up in history and legends as mythological symbols, associated with both good and bad, sometimes they appear as ordinary snakes, and at other times as magical beings. Whether you love or loathe the elongated reptiles, there are endless jokes around destined to put a smile on your family's face. Looking for some sss-eriously funny snake jokes and puns? Image © Suju, under a creative commons licence. Anyone using the information provided by Kidadl does so at their own risk and we can not accept liability if things go wrong. Kidadl cannot accept liability for the execution of these ideas, and parental supervision is advised at all times, as safety is paramount. We recommend that these ideas are used as inspiration, that ideas are undertaken with appropriate adult supervision, and that each adult uses their own discretion and knowledge of their children to consider the safety and suitability. Our recommended activities are based on age but these are a guide. We recognise that not all activities and ideas are appropriate and suitable for all children and families or in all circumstances. Kidadl provides inspiration to entertain and educate your children. We will always aim to give you accurate information at the date of publication - however, information does change, so it’s important you do your own research, double-check and make the decision that is right for your family. ![]() We try our very best, but cannot guarantee perfection. We strive to recommend the very best things that are suggested by our community and are things we would do ourselves - our aim is to be the trusted friend to parents. ![]() ![]() At Kidadl we pride ourselves on offering families original ideas to make the most of time spent together at home or out and about, wherever you are in the world.
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